Writing a Good Online Profile

After working the online personals like a mad scientistpractice to say something which makes you look like
for the last few years, I now have a good idea ofyou don't need approval and are willing to screen for
what types of profiles women most respond to.Yourwomen to find the one you like. For example, you
profile is like an advertisement. It can be anywherecan say that you like women that are easy going and
from 2 to 7 paragraphs long, and be written in thedon't have self-esteem issues, and can enjoy the
first, second, or third person; or any combinationmoment and take risks without second guessing
thereof.Example of First Person: I am interested inthemselves.Saying what you like and don't like, in
meeting a woman who has a fun character, isn't aterms of facts, is good, but you should also write
total brat, and doesn't mind the occasionalsomething to get her imagination going (such as with
corruption...Example of Second Person: You are anNLP based language & suggestive flirting). It's good
extroverted woman, full of feminine energy, whoto say what you like and don't like but you should
likes and appreciates men who go after what theyalso give her a compelling reason to want to meet
want...Example of Third Person: I just woke up. Lastyou (emotional rewards, good feelings etc). My
night was very passionate. It was the first time in apersonal favorite way of doing this is with innuendos,
while I could really be myself with someone. And toas shown before.Finesse. It's not enough to just
think I felt bad about hooking up with him initially...Iwrite out all these things. You also need a good
learned so much...Whatever your style ofwriting style, and that only comes with practice
communication it is important that you are able to(same as writing english essays). Many bad profiles
lead a woman's imagination. You want her to catch ahave a terrible writing style, but are okay content
glimpse of what you are like. You are the productwise. They read like a 10 year old wrote them. This
and the personal ad is the brochure.Women, unlikehappens often when people cut and paste parts of
men, are much more likely to read someone's profile.others' profiles and try to stitch it all together. It ends
Men tend to mostly look at the picture, but womenup looking like a Frankenstein monster.In terms of
are usually very curious about how a man expresseshaving the best mindset to write a profile, I find that
himself.I have found that there are certain things thatthe best time to write is when you're feeling in an
you should definitely avoid when writing your profile.upbeat mood. Maybe you just had a great day or
They are:- never say you are looking for amaybe you just feel empowered in general. Try not
relationship (it sounds needy, and too many men sayto write a profile after you got burned by someone,
this already). At most, say you are not activelyor something. It's very hard to get in the right
seeking a relationship, but if it happens it happens-mindset if all you're thinking is, "that stupid ^@%#$".
never say you are looking for "the one" - too clicheIt tends to pollute your writing, making you come
and again it sounds needy- never say you like toacross as angry and frustrated, which you want to
cuddle or do anything which women say they like toavoid.Say something about you, such as what music
do. You're a guy so you like guy things. For example,you like. I like to mention that I like swedish death
you enjoy sports, like hockey, or football, or anythingmetal. It's part of who I am and I know women are
full contact which involves a strenuous workout (youalways intrigued by extreme hobbies anyway, so it's
can even add a *wink* to this last one, for effect)-good to mention one.For a picture of you, a natural
never say you are looking for someone to fill a voidoutdoor pose works well. Don't smile too much or
in your life - it makes you sound desperate. Believelook angry/grumpy. Just look cool and relaxed, with a
me, women avoid desperate men like the plague-hint of a smile. Also, dont take a picture of you
don't ever say you are tired of the bar scene - itstanding beside your car (unless it's a piece of junk
makes you look like you are using the internet as aand it's clear you are not showing off). It's good to
last resort and are unsuccessful in general- neverhave your picture taken while you are doing
communicate, or hint, that you are frustrated orsomething else, like, say, you are at a party and
angry towards women.You want to communicatesomeone got your attention and took the picture
that you are a fun guy who is passionate and iswhile you were with your buds. Avoid webcam shots.
perfectly comfortable with intimacy, but not in aThey look bad, period. Take my word for it.A useful
crude way. Use innuendos, they work great. Mentionwriting trick is to write a draft of the profile, and
that you like the winter season because it forcesthen wait a day or two before reading it again, and
you to rely more on body heat (and sometimes itediting if need be. This is similar to what good writers
takes more than one body).Showing that you havedo, as it helps the final product look as good as it
an edge is good, and adding humor to an overalcan.I've had a lot of practice at this. It took me a
"gruff" exterior is a great way to entice. Humor islong time to figure out what to write that would
what allows me to say something borderline and getattract women. A lot of experience at clubs and
away with it.Sarcasm works good too. You can trybars, and observing reactions of women there,
writing something which sounds like total romantichelped me to understand what women would
drivel, about how you're looking for "the one", andrespond to online. I've met dozens of women from
someone to have 10-15 kids with, house on theonline, and wrote/experimented with at least one
prairies etc - all very tongue in cheek. Just make sureprofile for every woman I met. Now I have about 6
it's very clear that you are joking, and that you gotemplate profiles I can draw on which I have been
on to write what you're actually like.It is very goodsuccessful with in the past.